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Senior
Alphabet
A arthritis
B
for bad back,
C is for chest
pains. Perhaps cardiac?
D is for
dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight--can't
read that top line.
F is for
fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which
I'd rather not mention
H high blood
pressure (I'd rather have
low) I
for incisions with scars you can
show.
 J is for joints, that
now fail to flex
 L for
libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I
forgot about K! K is for my
knees that crack when they're bent
(Please forgive me,
my Memory ain't worth a cent)
 N for neurosis, pinched
nerves and stiff neck O is
for osteo- and all bones that crack
P for prescriptions, I have
quite a few
Give
me another pill; I'll be good as new!
 Q is for queasiness. Fatal or
flu? R is for reflux--one meal turns
into two
 S is for sleepless nights,
counting my fears
T for
tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U is for urinary:
difficulties with flow
V is for
vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is worry,
now what's going 'round?
X
is for X ray--and what might be found.
Y
for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest
that I still have my mind,
Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully
employed!!!
I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy
Anon
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Senior
Alphabet
