If you make too many Pancakes dont
throw the rest away,
Always keep some near you on a plate or
on a tray,
For Pancakes are quite versatile and
nothing can compete
for use as comfy insoles to soothe your
aching feet,
And British trains might run to time and
never go adrift
if Drivers were promised Pancakes at the
end of every shift.
If you should suffer hair loss, dont
worry any more,
A Pancake in the head at night your
image will restore
For when its bandaged tightly round
underneath the chin
a whole new growth of healthy hair will
suddenly begin,
And if you should get peckish and feel
you need a bite
you can break bits off from round the
edge and nibble in the night.
So many are the uses our pancakes can be
put,
You can stuff some up the chimney to
stop a fall of soot,
Or if your table wobbles, and wobbles
more and more
put a piece of pancake between the leg
and floor,,
And if your hall is littered with
much unwanted mail,
Put one over the letter box and fix it
with a nail.
If its time to walk the dog and he is
very very old,
Drape a large one over his back to
protect him from the cold,
But watch him very carefully as you walk
him down the street
for if its nearly mealtime he might
decide to eat.
And when he is home and tired and taken
off his lead
a basket lined with Pancakes is luxury
indeed.
Use one in the kitchen if your oven
gloves are lost,
Or cover your Camelias to protect them
from the frost;
And if you feel a nasty draft creep
across the floor
cut some up in narrow strips and lay
them at the door,
But chiefly if you are hungry and feel
you want a treat
remember soaked in lemon juice they are
very nice to eat.
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