Monklands Memories - Airdrie & Coatbridge areas

Scottish pair

Did you hear about the Scotsman who was heading out to the pub?

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said,  'Jenny .............put your warmest hat and coat on lassie.'

She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice..............are you taking me to the pub with you?'

‘a'Nah,’ Jock replied, ‘I'll be switchin’ the central heating off while I'm ooot.'