Monklands Memories - Airdrie & Coatbridge areas

Nine most common warning words used by women!

1.   Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.                  

2.   Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given  five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the  house. 
   
3.   Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means  something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with  nothing usually end in fine.
          
4.  Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do  It! 
 
5.   Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are  an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing  with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of  nothing.)   
        
6.  That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women  can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard  before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.   

7.  Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just  say you're welcome.

8.  Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K   YOU!   
         
9.  Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man  asking  'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to  #3.