How to
get to Heaven from Scotland ....
I was testing children
in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting into heaven.
I asked them,
"If I sold my house and my car, had
a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church,
would that get me into heaven?"
"NO!"
the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden
and kept everything tidy, would that get me
into heaven?"
Again, the answer was
'No!'
By now I was starting to smile. "Well,
then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to
all the children, and loved my husband, would that get
me into heaven?"
Again, they all answered
'No!'
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I
continued,
"Then how can I get into heaven?
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