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Grandparents
are a lady and a man who have no little children of her
own. They like other people's.
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A grandfather
is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
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Grandparents
don't have to do anything except be there when we come
to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or
run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give
us money.
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When they take
us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty
leaves and caterpillars.
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They show us
and talk to us about the colour of the flowers and also
why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'
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They don't say,
'Hurry up.'
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Usually
grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids
instead of the television.
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They wear
glasses and funny underwear.
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They can take
their teeth and gums out.
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Grandmothers are just antique little girls.
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Grandfathers are just antique little boys
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Grandparents
don't have to be smart. But they are, they know a lot
what our parents even don't know
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They have to
answer questions like 'why isn't God married?' and 'How
come dogs chase cats?'.
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When they read
to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for
the same story over again.
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Everybody
should try to have a grandmother, especially if you
don't have television because they are the only grown
ups who like to spend time with us.
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They know we
should have snack-time before bedtime and they say
prayers with us every time and kiss us even when we've
acted bad.
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It's funny when
they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their
dog.' But dad does the same, when he thinks
he is alone
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