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FASCINATE

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said,
'My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating.'

Sally raised her hand and said,
'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the
word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate,'
so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Debbie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried ....

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