A FAIRY STORY

A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this
time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the
wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said, "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again. I'm sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than
me"

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish...

So, the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years
old.

The moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.