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VIRUS Warning!

 

  1. I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.  It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955

    Symptoms:

    1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.   - done that!

    2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!  - that too!

    3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. - yep!

    4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. - who me?

    5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.  - darn it!

    6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. - oh no - not again!

    7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."  - AAAARGH! and I just hate that!

    8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."  - Oh No!


    IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
    you have been warned

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