Features - Humour
People typing up church bulletins can have a bad day. Check out the typos and humorous uses of wording in our list.
1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
2. Thursday at 5 p.m., there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet the pastor in his study.
3. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Brown to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
4. Ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
5. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.
6. Tonight’s sermon: “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practicing.
7. Another marriage-encounter weekend is being offered. It’s a chance for a weekend away for just you and your souse.
