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The Irishman's Philosophy
An Irishman believes that
there are only two things to worry about
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If you are well or sick.
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If you are well, there is nothing to
worry about
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If you are sick, there are
two things to
worry about
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If you'll get well or if you'll die.
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If you get well, there is nothing to
worry about
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If you die, there are
two things to worry
about
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If you'll go to heaven or if you'll go to
hell.
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If you go to heaven, there is nothing to
worry about
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If you go to hell you will be so busy
shaking the hands of your friends you won't have time to
worry.
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