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The Irishman's Philosophy

 An Irishman believes that there are only two things to worry about 

• If you are well or sick.

• If you are well, there is nothing to worry about

• If you are sick, there are two things to worry about

• If you'll get well or if you'll die.

• If you get well, there is nothing to worry about

• If you die, there are two things to worry about

• If you'll go to heaven or if you'll go to hell.

• If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about

• If you go to hell you will be so busy shaking the hands of your friends you won't have time to worry.