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MEMORIES of Wartime


Poem by Brian Hooper
Copied from The Greater London Pensioner


Can you remember the old days

When times were really hard?

Ration Books and gas masks

And the lavvy down the yard.

Everybody else as well
It weren't just us you know,
To use the lav you had to trudge

 Through rain and sleet and snow.
 

 You lit a little candle
But 'cos all lights were banned

 You has to stop it showing
By shielding it wi' your hand.

You went off down the garden path
 And then without a doubt,
Just as you reached the lavvy door

 Wind would blow the candle out.

Behind the door which didn't fit

 Was paper from the Daily Mail,
Cut in squares, with a string poked through
And hung up on a nail.


The door had a gap at the bottom

 It was the same all down the street,
So if anyone were in there
You could always see their feet.
 
If you bad to go at night time

 It was black as anything,

 And it paid to whistle loudly

 Or just sit in there and sing.


You had to make some sort of noise

Of that there was no doubt,
In them days doors didn't open in

 They always opened out.

I learned to read in the toilet

 I swear that story's true,

Well when you're only six

 There's not much else to do.


What about the old tin bath

 That you must all recall,
Four foot long and made of zinc

 And hung on the coal shed wall.


Brought indoors just once a week

 It was really quite a sight,
A steaming bath in front of the fire

 Every Friday night.

brothers and my sisters bathed,

 They got to do it proper,
As mum kept it nice and hot
With water from the kitchen copper.


I got put in right at the end,

 When the water was nearly cold

You bad to put up with that
if you weren't very old.


When the sirens sounded
Their long and eerie drone,

 We got under the kitchen table

Our Mum stayed out alone.


When the raid was over
And we'd nothing else to fear,

We'd all shout 'sod off Hitler'

You can't get us in here.

Brian Hooper

 

 

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