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Why do
we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?
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Why do
banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?
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Why does
someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why
doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why do
they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does
Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
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Why do
Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose
idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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If
people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Why is
it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
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Is there
ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why do
people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do
people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then
put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is
it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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How do
those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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When we
are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's
all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That
hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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Why is
it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
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How come
you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Features - Humour
