Monklands Memories - Airdrie & Coatbridge areas

Humour Pages

Let us  pray.....................
Give me a sense of humour, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other  folk

 Tell a Joke - keep them coming!!

• Older Wiser Laughing Souls
   

• Virginity Test Kit
   

• Joke selection
   

• Church Errors
   

• Tax Problems  - Tom Frew
   

• Sleeping with Mick
   

• the Green Thing
   

• Heart attack
   

• Ladies that stop the Traffic
   

• Holy Humour - Tom Frew
   

• New definitions
   

• Highland Hospitality?
   

• Fascination Tom
   

• Blind Cowboy  
   

• Switch it off!! 
   

• Wrong Diagnosis -
   

• The Wellie boots
   

• Scottish Voice Operated Lift
   

• Ancient Scots - Tom Frew
   

• Polite way to call someone a Bast**d  - Tom Frew
   

• The Wee Cock Sparra
   

• How can I get into  heaven?
   

• The Pastor's ass
   

• The Scottish pair
   

• Springer 1 about Superman (extract from the book by Robert Douglas: Night Song of the Last Tram)
   

• Springer 2  about Superman (extract from the book by Robert Douglas: Night Song of the Last Tram)

• Old Adverts from the 1930's
   

• Convention Time
   

• Memories 4
   

• Letter to Bank from  86 year old
   

• Silent Battle
   

• Brotherly Love
   

• Hello God
  

• The innocence of Children
  

• ON RECEIVING “ THE BROONS BURNS NIGHT”  Jack Jackson
  

• Australian Army is great?  Tom Frew
  
  

• Watch the Guy on the left!

  
  

• a bum Irish story  Tom Frew
  
  

• Call-centre conversations ... supplied by billnpauly
  

• Nine Words used by Women
  

• More Jokes

• A bit of silliness for a dreary Thursday.

• The trials & tribulations of grandchildren 

• Jokes that only the Scots will understand   Tom Frew

• Grandparents

• Some Cute Baby funnies

• Some golf tips?

• Desert Island Luck Supplied by Brian Houston

•  Older peoples sense of Humour?  Supplied by Bob Sutherland

• Bernard Manning Jokes - Various

•  Who needs an eye test?  animated advert - takes a little time to load - some unladylike language but I love it!!

• Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - Anon

• The golfing Nun - Brian Houston

•  SEX

•  The CIA Assassin

• Preferential Treatment  - this not a joke!

• Buncrana Train

• What a women wants in a man  Bob Sutherland

• OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES!  sent in by Mike Ridley

• Tommy Cooper Gags - sent in by Mike Ridley

• A Hug - Not a poem - not humour but

• Double Glazing salesman BEWARE! - Audio  in assorted

• Woman vs Man

• Warning Retiree!!  Visual

• Elastic Baby - Be warned this is an infectious laugh!

• Collection Chips  Brian Houston

• A Fairy Story  by Brian Houston

• The Dying Judge by John Wood-Cowling

• Catholic Squirrels

• Interesting Facts!  Supplied by Brian Houston

• A page FULL of Groucho Marx one liners

• Assorted Jokes

• One Liners!   Tom Stevens

• Hooray for Senior Citizens - Brian Houston

• A Man and an Ostrich - Brian Houston

• Spoons and strings

•  Look at the tits on this!

• A Cold Winter & one liners by Brian J. Edwards

• Who needs an eye test?  animated advert - takes a little time to load - some unladylike language but I love it!!.

• Danger of Forest Fires - visual

•  Which is mens room?  - Visual

•   Virus Warning!

• what do we do to make our days interesting? + InSensitive Wife

• WHY?     WHY?    WHY?  anon

•   Lone Ranger   -Anon

• Impossible Dream - Brian Houston

• Official language of the EU   Anon

• Notice of revocation of independence  Anon

•  Arthur's Quest by Brian Houston

•  Some older jokes? or Older Jokers? - Ian Tyzack

•  Old Drivers!  Keep off the road!

•   More old Jokes

•  Some More Old Jokes! Ian Tyzack

•  Lazarus by Harry Mitchell

•  Deep observation on Life by Val

So - send in your favourite - we will print it here !!  We will always give credit where it is due!

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