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A FAIRY STORY
A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th
wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for
all this
time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,"
said the
wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen
Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said,
"Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
come
again. I'm sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than
me"
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a
wish...
So, the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became
92 years
old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
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